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Friday, April 29, 2005
"Winning or losing is not the issue for 'we,' in my view, in the traditional conventional context of using the word winning and losing and of war."
- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
Yes, he actually said that, and he said that in response to the simple question: "Is the United States winning in Iraq?"
See: they're just words. Words can mean whatever you want them to mean, you know? Whatever you define them to be.
(Has anyone sicced Cardinal Ratzinger on this guy? Cause he's sounding more and more like a relativist to me.)
Anyway, if Don Rumsfeld can play games with the meanings of words, so can I.
So if you define "the United States" to mean "the current administration in Washington";
and if you define "in Iraq" to mean "about the war in Iraq or its planning and execution";
and if you define "winning" to mean "lying";
...then YES! The United States is winning in Iraq!
Makes me proud to be an American.


